Why ZeroFKS?

Because we believe relaxation should feel intentional. Our hemp-derived THC and CBD seltzers are crafted to deliver a smooth, elevated experience—balancing bold flavor with functional calm. With premium ingredients, consistent dosing, and sophisticated taste, ZeroFKS is a modern ritual for those who unwind on their own terms.

Founder of ZeroFKS

Meet Lindsey Rowan

“I’m Lindsey and I’ve never responded well to alcohol. Way back in college, I felt left out socially and treated differently because I didn’t drink as much as other people. Fast forward to today, I’m a functional nutritionist who understands about metabolizing alcohol and why it makes me feel terrible. I’m also a mom who wants a mood-enhancing beverage without negative side effects. I want to remain present and safe, and still have fun.

Herein lies the beauty of plants. I find most herbal mocktails to contain too much sugar (again, compromising liver metabolism). I want an easy-to-grab beverage that would offer calming effects similar to edibles, and to drink in the company of others. ZeroFKS is my solution! These seltzers contain low-dose plant properties we humans have evolved to consume, in a can that I can take with me to hockey tournaments, dinner parties and family events — places I want to be fully present, and also the chillest version of myself. And I created ZeroFKS for you, too! Quite simply, I want to help people easily reach the often difficult goal of feeling better, while enjoying this fleeting life more fully.”

Our Values

Wellness First

We believe feeling good starts from within. That’s why ZeroFKS is crafted as a cleaner, more mindful way to relax—designed for real life, full schedules, and high standards. What we put into our bodies matters, so we keep it simple, functional, and effective.

Our Values

Radical Transparency

You deserve to know what’s in your drink. We source high-quality, minimally processed ingredients and share exactly what goes into every can. No hype, no hidden junk—just honesty and intention.

Our Values

Planet Conscious

Every product we create carries an environmental footprint—and we take that seriously. From packaging choices to ingredient sourcing, we’re committed to reducing our impact and evolving toward better. Caring for our bodies and our planet go hand in hand.

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