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Education about CBD, THC & our products
What is ZeroFKS?
It’s not that we don’t give a F - in fact, we certainly do! We care a great deal about what we put into our bodies. ZeroFKS is a mood-enhancing beverage made from natural ingredients designed to help you take off the “edge” so you can function more intentionally, with less stress, and with better presence in your daily life. Zero addiction. Zero post-beverage sugar crash. Zero alcohol. Zero caffeine. Zero contaminants. Zero worry. We think it’s a F-ing game-changer. We think you will, too!
Who is this for?
ZeroFKS replaces the craving for alcohol, while offering a super chill, refreshing beverage for those who want to enjoy social activities, the transition from work-to-parent life and, generally, be more tuned by alleviating the anxiety brought on by the stressors of modern living.
If you’re a goalie mom, ZeroFKS is for you. If you want to enjoy parenting more, ZeroFKS is for you. If you take on too much, ZeroFKS is for you. If you’re trying to wean off alcohol, ZeroFKS is for you. If you want a healthier alternative to that afternoon buzz, ZeroFKS is for you.
Why Small Ratios?
We believe in starting low and going slow. Cannabis can be experienced without judgment, abuse, or concern.
Small amounts of Cannabis are noticeable. How does your mind-body respond to drinking ZeroFKS versus how you metabolize mints, gummies, etc.?
Everyone processes nutrients differently. Drink mindfully, and, please, give a F-.
Cherry Lime (5 mg THC: 5 mg CBD)
Ideal for novice consumers of hemp-derived Cannabis and those wanting low-dose extracts with a mild, yet noticeable, relaxing effect.
The psychoactive response is limited, often more of a balanced body and brain effect, allowing for normal functioning in daily life.
Tropical Mixer (10 mg THC: 5 mg CBD)
Ideal for those with more experience consuming hemp-derived Cannabis and, therefore, more familiar with their limits.
The psychoactive effect may be more moderate, often more enhanced in the brain, yet most people can move about their lives normally while feeling relaxed mentally and physically.
Extra info
Humans & Cannabinoids
Do you know that humans (and other mammals) make our own cannabinoids?
Do you know that human bodies are designed to receive cannabinoids from plants?
Yes! Not only can we make our own cannabinoids, we also have cannabinoid receptors on cells throughout our bodies to receive either psychoactive or non-psychoactive compounds from Cannabis plants. Nature is amazing, isn’t she? And also complex.
In simple terms, cannabinoids are compounds divided into three categories:
1. Endocannabinoids (which we make in the human body - amazing, right!?)
2. Phytocannabinoids (from Cannabis plants, either marijuana or hemp)
3. Synthetics (made in labs to mimic nature)
We hear mostly about phytocannabinoids - of which there are hundreds - because they are studied for their therapeutic effects and, therefore, cultivated and processed for consumption in various forms. Phytocannabinoids are grouped into two main categories:
1. Psychoactive, such as THC (Delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol)
2. Non-psychoactive, such as CBD (cannabidiol)
The “Entourage Effect”
Mother Earth gives us whole plants for a reason. She gives us diversity, too, so as to create rich ecosystems. We humans like to isolate nutrients to study and understand them, which is amazing! Many drugs and supplements offer isolated nutrients to help humans with specific insufficiencies, genetic variations and to improve a wide range of symptoms.
With Cannabis, scientists are studying individual effects of many cannabinoids - THC, CBD, CBG, CBN - as well as plant properties that make each variety of Cannabis unique, such as the aromatic terpenes (and more). Turns out, whole plant extracts can offer increased therapeutic effects vs. a single, isolated nutrient.
“Entourage” comes from the French word that means “to surround.” It’s like surrounding ourselves with our people - we lift each other up, support one another’s endeavors, collectively help the whole system. When we focus on whole plants, we receive nutrients that act synergistically with each other, to each nutrient’s benefit and, within human bodies, to each system’s benefit. Like teamwork, each cannabinoid has its strengths, and when the cannabinoids work together, the overall benefits are more impactful - or, at least, can balance each other out.
Since the endocannabinoid system is the body’s “balancing” system, it makes sense to consume cannabinoids together.
ZeroFKS and Human Consumption
At ZeroFKS, we aim to create products designed to work for our inherent body systems, to nourish all of our cannabinoid receptors, and to give our bodies the best chance of feeling well-balanced - without side effects. With functional nutritionists on our team, we know that each individual processed nutrients differently, and each of us has different needs/wants with the effects of our consumption. We want you to choose which products work best for you in different combinations and for different life scenarios*. Therefore, our goal is to increase our product variety, offering
• different ratios of cannabinoids,
• different terpenes,
• and, ideally, whole plant extracts (which are harder to acquire)
*Aiming for a specific effect? Write to us! We want to hear from you.
Other important notes:
• Our products are - and always will be - alcohol-free.
• Start low and slow. Because we humans are biochemically unique and all Cannabis products are metabolized differently, start with a low-dose ZeroFKS and evaluate its effects on your mind-body.
• You may feel the effects of ZeroFKS for 2-4 hours, depending on your body, nutrition, hydration, sleep - and many other variables.
Safety & Consciousness
We encourage you to try our products at times when you don’t have to drive a vehicle, operate machinery, or show up as your normal, everyday self. Why? Because the liver metabolize liquid nutrients differently from inhaled Cannabis, oils, and products that are chewed or swallowed. It’s up to you to know how your body responds to different products.
Please take care, and be safe with your choices!